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Shark Week Caption:
SHARK BAIT. OOH HA HA. 🦈
Sink your teeth into summer—Shark Week starts now. Who’s watching?
🦈 Fun fact: Most sharks have multiple rows of teeth and can go through over 20,000 teeth in a lifetime. Imagine that dental bill.
Fried Chicken Day Caption:
Did you know it's National Fried Chicken Day?
Bucket list item: crispy, golden, and best enjoyed on your patio.
PSA: Fried chicken doesn’t count as a cheat day in July. We don’t make the rules.